“HAWAIIANS FOR DONALD TRUMP” Robocall
[transcribed by HIRA from audio file provided online by former Republican Peter Kay]

MAN:  Aloha.  I’m so glad you answered.

TRUMP:  Listen you #$@&%*.

MAN:  That’s right, listen up.  The Trump campaign is destroying the competition in Hawaii.

TRUMP:  I would bomb the #$@&%* out of ‘em.

MAN::  Starting with Ted Cruz.

TRUMP:  The #$@&%*.  Nobody likes him, very nasty guy.

MAN:  Then John Kasich.

TRUMP:   He’s a #$@&%*.

MAN:   And Ben Carson.

TRUMP:  He said he’s got pathological disease.

MAN:  And Marco Rubio.

TRUMP:  You have this clown Marco.  I look at Rubio, he’s a lightweight.

MAN:   And even the Pope.

TRUMP:  He said negative things about me.  Okay, disgraceful.

MAN:  Once you support Donald Trump, you’ll never change your mind.

TRUMP:  I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters.  Okay?

MAN:  Mark your calendar because the Republican Party of Hawaii is holding an important caucus.

TRUMP:  We’ll beat the #$@&%* out of them.

MAN:  So drop everything to vote for The Donald.

TRUMP:  It’s political #$@&%*, you understand?

MAN:  And best of all, the Hawaii caucus is free.

TRUMP:  You’re not going to raise that #$@&%* price, you understand me.  And we will make America great again.  Thank you.  Thank you very much.

MAN:  Not authorized by any candidate or candidate committee.

WOMAN:  Hawaiians for Donald Trump paid for this ad and is solely responsible for the content of this message.